Things to make with Thanksgiving leftovers

Things to make with Thanksgiving leftovers

When you’re done with thanksgiving dinner and you stock your fridge and there’s no more room, you need to get rid of some food right? Wrong! All you need to do is make some new dishes using leftovers. Then you get new food and more room in the fridge. 

 

 The leftovers

Turkey is the main dish and assuming that it was Delicious then you can make a Turkey sandwich. All you need is a dinner roll, some mustard, mayonnaise, and some turkey and if you want to add more flavor then add some salt and pepper. You can also use leftovers for lunch the next day. Another thing you can make is a Thanksgiving ring. (recipe at the bottom). You can also make Turkey noodle soup Instead of chicken noodle soup. You could make some turkey cheese dip (recipe at the bottom). Another thing you can make is roasted Turkey lasagna (recipe at the bottom).

 

 The dessert

 One thing you can do with a leftover dessert is make an apple pie milkshake. Just take a slice of apple pie and blend it up with some vanilla ice cream. Another option is to make is leftover hand pies that are not like tiny pies. You could take some of your leftovers to some family members or friends as well. Something I suggest doing with the desert is just eating the desert and enjoying it for a second time. You could make cranberry carrot muffins with your cranberry sauce as well. (recipe at the bottom).

 

 Recipe’s

 Use the links to get the instructions for the recipes.

 

Leftover hand pies:

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/thanksgiving-leftovers-hand-pies-3566077

 Cranberry-carrot muffins

 https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cranberry-carrot-muffins-recipe-1956507

 Roasted Turkey Lasagna

  • Two cloves garlic, sliced
  • Three tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
  • One 28-ounce can of whole plum tomatoes, crushed by hand
  • One fourth cup tomato paste
  • One half cup loosely-packed fresh basil leaves
  • Kosher salt
  • One half pound sweet Italian sausage, removed from the casings
  • Two cups whole milk ricotta cheese
  • One cup loosely packed fresh parsley leaves, chopped
  • One large egg
  • One pound lasagna noodles (about 20)
  • Three cups leftover turkey meat, white and dark, chopped or shredded
  • Two cups shredded mozzarella
  • Two-thirds cup grated Parmesan
  • https://www.foodnetwork.com/thanksgiving/leftovers/best-thanksgiving-leftover-recipes

Apple pie milkshake

  • One Slice leftover apple pie, plus more for garnish
  • Three scoops of vanilla ice cream
  • One half c. milk
  • Whipped Cream, for garnish
  • Caramel sauce, for garnish

https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/g3058/7-genius-ways-to-use-thanksgiving-leftovers/?slide=25

 Thanksgiving ring

  • One tube crescent rolls
  • One c. leftover mashed potatoes
  • One c. leftover stuffing
  • One and a half c. shredded leftover turkey
  • One c. leftover cranberry sauce
  • One tbsp. melted butter
  • One tbsp. garlic powder
  • Freshly chopped parsley, for garnish
  • Leftover gravy, warmed, for dipping

https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/g3058/7-genius-ways-to-use-thanksgiving-leftovers/?slide=1

 Turkey cheese dip

  • (16-ounce) Package JENNIE-O® Ground Turkey
  • (19.5-ounce) Package JENNIE-O® Lean Hot Italian Turkey Sausage, chopped
  • (Eight-ounce) package cream cheese, cubed
  • (Eight-ounce) can diced tomatoes, drained
  • (Eight-ounce) container sour cream
  • (Eight-ounce) container cottage cheese
  • Ounces Cheddar cheese, cubed
  • Medium onion, diced
  • (One-pound) package processed cheese, cubed
  • Cloves garlic, minced
  • Crackers or corn chips, if desired
  • https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a44940/turkey-cheese-dip-recipe-best-bread-bowl-dips/

 

You should probably start your holiday shopping and here’s why

You should probably start your holiday shopping and here’s why

I’m sure we all know what Black Friday is about and how it’s the official kick-off to holiday shopping. However, this year it began on October 4th when Amazon’s massive Deals for days promotions began. 

 

Begin your holiday gift shopping early and here’s why. 

 Some major retailers such as Target and Amazon have already launched some of their early Black Friday deals, with Amazon tweeting that they have already sold more than One million toys from their “Holiday toy list” for children in October. A recent poll shows that half of Americans have already started their holiday shopping and because of this many major retailers are running into a lot of out-of-stock items. 

 

If you haven’t started your holiday shopping yet, luckily you still have some time but not long if you’re going to get all the gifts on lists here’s what you’re going to need to know, which is going to include the best time to start, “the products which our experts predict are going to sell out and the 2021 shipping delays.” sentences in parentheses are lines straight from the article. 

 

Here’s exactly why you should start shopping early. 

Some struggling supply chains and labor shortages have experts predicting that many products will be in low supply and many products will have shipping delays, some even longer than last year. Now combine all those factors and add in the online shoppers, now knowing just this information this should hopefully start prompting you to start holiday shopping early. 

 

TingLong Dai Professor of Operations Management & Business Analytics at John Hopkins University Carey Business School states that “We have a lot of goods already arriving in the U.S. or on their way here. Now knowing this and item and delivery delays it will probably take many months to sort out. 

 

Even the white house has been warning shoppers about the turbulent shopping season coming, press secretary, Jen Psaki stated that they “cannot guarantee” that packages will arrive on Christmas due to supply chain disruptions. 

 

Hot items you should buy before they sell out. 

  • Electronics- Nintendo Switches and Amazon Alexa Echo dots are both on many people’s lists.
  • Toys- Squishmallows, Cocomelon JJ doll is available for preorder, Bluey family home playset, Lego star wars advent calendar, Barbie Dreamhouse. 
  • Home goods and apparel- UGG fluff yeah slippers, Always pan from our house. (this list of items were stated in the article)

 

When exactly should you start shopping?

While Black Friday may seem like a good time to start your holiday shopping, you may want to continue to think about that for a bit, but don’t worry Black Friday is over so good for you, you were able to stay away from shipping and labor delays! But that doesn’t mean there are no shortages anymore. Since Black Friday is over, and a lot of people are ordering during that time, shipping and labor shortages are more likely to happen during that time. You may be asking yourself well when should I order my gifts now? I would recommend starting ASAP. Here’s why I would recommend starting ASAP especially if you are shopping online. Because of the delays I was talking about earlier. But if you do want to shop online you should be starting soon so that you don’t have to come in contact with any shipping problems. Like I stated early, you don’t want to come in contact with labor shortages, if you don’t start now/soon all of your orders may not get here but the holidays.  

Top 3 most popular side dishes for Thanksgiving

Top 3 most popular side dishes for Thanksgiving

Do you usually go back for seconds during Thanksgiving dinner? And are they just mostly for the savory side dishes of Thanksgiving? All of these dishes are mouthwatering, and when you hear Thanksgiving you think of a giant buffet in your kitchen! The top 3 most popular side dishes are ranked as 1. Mashed potatoes, 2. Stuffing, and 3. Macaroni and cheese. We all have different opinions about these different platters but most of us can agree that these are great dishes. 

 

Mashed potatoes

Ranked at the top of the list is the most recognizable side dish, Mashed potatoes. We’ll go back for seconds, thirds, fourths, it will be endless! Gravy with your Mashed potatoes? Well, no problem! I can help, if you don’t enjoy gravy with your potatoes then don’t bother to put any on, but if you like gravy then put as much as you want on it, drown them if you’d like. There are quite a few different types of Mashed potatoes like Cream cheese mashed potatoes, Garlic mashed potatoes, Buttermilk potatoes, and many more options. Be surprised whether or not you can put other things on your potatoes other than gravy such as Crumbled bacon, Sour cream, Chives, Shredded cheddar cheese, and many more! According to, Insider, they state, “Mashed potatoes are a staple side for many families throughout the year, but Thanksgiving is the time for these creamy, fluffy, pillowy piles of heaven to shine. The mashed potato is a beautiful binder for picking up the perfect forkful of turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and (yes) corn. It’s the perfect vessel for holding a big ol’ vat of gravy. It’s everything you ever needed and wanted. It’s the best side on Thanksgiving.” You can’t go wrong with a side of Mashed potatoes! 

 

Stuffing

Coming right around the corner is Stuffing. Honestly, we could eat stuffing all year long! Stuffing has many ingredients to make it as good as it is, such as different types of Stuffing like Bread stuffing, Cauliflower stuffing, Keto stuffing, and many more! You can even make your stuffing from home with your own choice of ingredients to make it your style of this savory appetizing meal. You can sprinkle anything you’d like on the top like Herbs, Bacon, Nuts, and even more. According to Insider, “Stuffing is a Thanksgiving essential — no ifs, and, or buts about it. It’s savory, perfectly crisp, and yet delightfully fluffy and moist. Sage, thyme, and other quintessential fall flavors are out in full force. Why isn’t stuffing eaten at every meal? We’ll never know.” Like they said this can be any meal you can have any time!

 

Macaroni and cheese

Right in the third, we have Macaroni and cheese or Mac-an-cheese. This dish is not a Thanksgiving side but it’s a must-have on the table! Mac-an-cheese is made into our personal preferences with cheese on top of cheese mixed in. But it’s the way you make it yourself. Some ingredients and ways that make up this ooey-gooey string of cheese and noodles that just melt in your mouth are, Ultra-Gooey Stovetop Mac and Cheese, Vegan Macaroni and Cheese, and Bacon-Jalapeño Stovetop Mac and Cheese. And many more. There are also different types of stuff that you can put on your Mac-an-cheese like Bacon, Onions, Green Beans, Shredded Chicken, and many more. According to Insider, “Macaroni and cheese may not be what you would consider being a classic Thanksgiving side dish, but for kids and people who don’t like fall foods, it’s an absolute must-have. Few things are more comforting than a gooey, creamy, and perfectly cheesy homemade mac and cheese. It’s a truly underrated Thanksgiving side.” I agree! This isn’t a Thanksgiving dish but it’s great for needy kids that don’t want the other dishes.

 

References 

The Most Popular Thanksgiving Side Dishes, Ranked (insider.com) 

 

Another Home Alone? What are people’s thoughts and takes

Another Home Alone? What are people’s thoughts and takes

Yes, you read right, another Home alone movie. They have milked it to the last drop but even this is pushing it. After the original release in 1990, they have made 4 others. In my opinion, they should have stopped at one and left the Christmas classic alone as it should have been. The family favorite will be coming back again after the last release in 2012. It was released on November 12, 2021.

 

The Drive Against It

After Disney announced the trailer on October 12, there has been an extremely negative response. Most say they should not reboot yet another movie and just stick to the 90s classic. On YouTube, most of the videos that showcase the trailer have a greater amount of dislikes than likes. I completely agree with them! One movie was a classic, an amazing concept that everyone loved. Two movies were pushing it but easy to ignore. But then they didn’t stop coming. More and more came out and honestly I haven’t watched them and I would not like to. After ‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ everyone was done. The OG made $476.7 million and it went downhill from there.

The fans aren’t the only ones that have actively spoken against it. The original director Chris Columbus gave his opinions to Insider in 2020 “No, nobody got in touch with me about it, and it’s a waste of time as far as I’m concerned. What’s the point? I’m a firm believer that you don’t remake films that have had the longevity of Home Alone,” he said. “You’re not going to create lightning in a bottle again. It’s just not going to happen. So why do it? It’s like doing a paint-by-numbers version of a Disney animated film — a live-action version of that. What’s the point? It’s been done. Do your own thing. Even if you fail miserably, at least you have come up with something original,” Columbus continued.

Though Macaulay Culkin hasn’t shared his opinion he has disclosed that he will not be in the new reboot. He won’t even be making a cameo.

 

Repetition

Surprise surprise, it’s about the same thing as before. A young child left alone for Christmas, a big chaotic family, burglars going for the house, and a witty mischievous child. A press release from Disney shows how the movie is the same.

Max Mercer is a mischievous and resourceful young boy who has been left behind while his family is in Japan for the holidays. So, when a married couple attempting to retrieve a priceless heirloom set their sights on the Mercer family’s home, it is up to Max to protect it from the trespassers…and he will do whatever it takes to keep them out. Hilarious hijinks of epic proportions ensued, but despite the absolute chaos, Max comes to realize that there is no place like home sweet home.

As you can see, it is the same. Max (Archie Yates) does the same thing as Macaulay Culkin except for having new tricks and traps.

 

My Opinion

     So I watched it, and as expected it was bad. I didn’t like the concept at all, and I disliked how the movie ended. The acting wasn’t good at all, and the storyline was strange and not at all realistic. Yes, the whole concept is unrealistic but it was very very out there. While I disliked it as a whole, some parts such as the trap with the treadmill, and the references to the original movie did make it better. That was about all I liked about it though. Overall it was just a failed attempt to redo the classic. It was overdone and too confident. Even if there had been no original and ‘Home Sweet Home Alone’ was a new concept, I must say I still wouldn’t have liked it. Maybe it’s all an inside joke about ruffling the feathers of the fans by continuing to make more of the same movie. I hope so because this movie was a joke. 

The top 5 best places to visit during christmas

The top 5 best places to visit during christmas

Where should I go for the best Holiday? Well, I can help you here are the top 5 best places to visit during Christmas, New York, Jackson hole, London, Bavaria Germany, Santa Claus village. These are all beautiful places in their own way and have some really fun things to do!

 

New York

There is nothing better than Christmas in New York. There are beautiful lights, impressive trees, a stop for some hot cocoa, and enjoy this beautiful setting and the best places to shop. It brings that Christmas feeling to life. They have all the beloved Christmas traditions. You can go ice skating under the cold winter sky with shining lights and Christmas music galore.

 

Jackson hole

Jackson hole is a snowy wonderland. And if you like snow this is the place to go. They are famous for their elk antlers and their amazing ski resorts. You can go on a horse-slay ride through tons of elk and see this beautiful setting and Santa comes out every night in Santa square! You can take pictures with him and tell him what you want for Christmas. And they have a fantastic firework show.

 

London

London has tons of pop-up food shops during Christmas and they have a carnival which has things for all ages. London is the best place for ice skating where they have bars and drinking places for people who prefer to watch. They have giant decorated Christmas trees that are just amazing to admire. And they have a giant Christmas light show. It’s just something you can’t see anywhere else and you can’t forget about a nice cup of tea. If you enjoy harry potter there is a harry potter show too. Lastly and the best is ginger bead city. That is a childhood dream that you have to see.

 

Bavaria Germany

Bavaria Germany has the Bavarian forest which has a light guiding you through this amazing winter wonderland. It’s the oldest national park in Germany. The storybook towns and villages look like they are straight out of a book. And of course Christmas markets. They make wood Christmas decorations that are made special to the cutler. It’s a very unique place to visit and you should go just to say that you have experienced this amazing Christmas wonderland.

 

Santa Claus village

Of course, you have to visit this place. It’s named after the jolly Christmas man himself. It will put you into the Christmas spirit with indoor and outdoor activities from December to march. The northern lights will show now and then and that’s a magic experience itself. This place gets very cold though. And of course, you will meet Santa Claus. And they have a reindeer farm. Speaking of animals, they have a petting zoo, and to go along with that a snowman world.

 

Those are just some of the few best places to go on Christmas even though the home is the place you want to be on Christmas. Not many can say that they went to these places during Christmas, so be the one who goes there, experiences it, and shares the magic with others.

 

ESSENTIAL things you should have on your Thanksgiving table

ESSENTIAL things you should have on your Thanksgiving table

This Thanksgiving, make dinner right. This Thanksgiving you should have certain things on your table that most people love. So put these on your table. (This is my opinion about some of these foods so if you like or don’t like them then don’t be offended.) and if every time you set your table and there’s not enough room on your table for people and food.No problem I might be able to help.

 

Things to have

Many things are just essential to a succesful Thanksgiving, and one of them is a turkey, of course. Along with turkey have mashed potatoes and gravy. mashed potatoes and turkey just belong together if you have one you should have the other. Another thing to have on the table is green bean casserole because why not. More foods you should have on the table are stuffing, cornbread, a salad, and a raspberry dessert with cool whip, and frozen raspberries. A very simple side or dessert. One more thing to have on your table is roles with butter and jam. You don’t even need to put jam on the roll, you can make a turkey sandwich. Or eat it however you want.

 

Things you can keep off the table 

Some things you can leave off your table at thanksgiving can be beets. Almost everyone I know doesn’t like beets. So why waste money on them when nobody eats them. Another thing you can leave off the table is peas. Not many people like peas. One way to find out what to keep off the table is to see how many people like not-so-popular foods. Another thing to keep off the table is canned cranberry sauce. Honestly, I did not know what cranberry sauce was until I watched a show on T.V. That’s how unpopular it is. You also don’t need sweet potato casserole. Who puts marshmallows on a potato?

 

Desserts to have on the table

A very basic dessert that is essential to have is a pie. There are many types of pie to buy; Pumpkin pie, Banana cream pie, chocolate pie, and pecan pie. Another dessert to have on the table is what I call raspberry fluff (recipe at the bottom). Another dessert to have is homemade pudding with homemade whipped cream. Put the putting in a small cup with a blob of homemade whipped cream and it’s ready to serve.

You could even make small pies. The store has a tiny pie crust and you can take your leftover pie fillings and make them small. Another easy dessert to make is “easy homemade apple hand pies” 

(recipe posted at the bottom).

 

Ways to set your Thanksgiving table.

If you always have trouble trying to get all of your Thanksgiving food on your table and still have room to eat. then I might be able to help. If you have a long table then place the turkey in the middle then put some sides around the turkey. Then on the kitchen counter put the desserts. then you should have room for your plates as well. If you have a round table then place the turkey in the middle. Then on your counter put the sides and some deserts.

 

Dessert recipes

  • homemade apple hand pies

https://www.aheadofthyme.com/easy-homemade-apple-hand-pies/#tasty-recipes-8446-jump-target

  •  raspberry fluff

Raspberry fluff is a delicious dessert. you take a big bag of frozen raspberries and dump half of it into a bowl. Then use half of a half and smash them then put them all together and mix them then add a tub of cool whip and mix. It should look like a pink cool whip with some chunks of raspberries.

-The reason this recipe is not a link is that this is a dessert my family makes and I could not find a recipe.

Jingle All the Way

Jingle All the Way

Everybody loves wintertime because it’s a time of fun playing in the snow building snowman, building igloos, drinking warm hot chocolate, the fun music, decorating, and looking at the lights well the best holiday ever is in this season and that holiday is Christmas or Hanukkah depending on your family’s culture. Christmas is a very joyful holiday filled with spending time with family and friends, drinking cocoa or cider, watching romantic Christmas movies and funny Christmas movies. Christmas is also a time for music, lights, snow, gifts, miracles, and much more. There are so many reasons why Christmas is my favorite holiday.

One of my many favorite Christmas traditions is Christmas caroling. Christmas caroling is going in a big group door to door singing Christmas songs and they can join in the group and go door to door with them too. Another great Christmas tradition is ice skating. My family goes ice skating every year. It is very fun and I’ve done it for so many years that I’ve learned how to do some cool tricks while skating. My family also goes snowboarding and skiing in the mountains. It can be very cold and scary to go down a steep mountain but I’ve gotten good at it which makes it a great experience. All of these are fun traditions we do but my ultimate favorite is going to a cabin every few years my extended family goes to a cabin that we rent and it is so fun we watch movies play outdoors play games open gifts it’s a very fun time when we get to go but I also love staying at my home for Christmas hoping for a white Christmas. Because there’s no place like home for the holidays.

Nobody gets into the Christmas spirit until they see the lights and they hear the music and it gets cold outside. When someone lights the fire and you’re wrapped in a warm fuzzy blanket in your pajamas drinking your hot cocoa and watching a romantic Hallmark movie. That’s when everybody gets in the spirit of Christmas. If you have ever gone in a car at night and went around your neighborhood looking at people’s cool lights and decorations and you see the most colorful full-on beautiful festive lights and you stay parked at that house forever and you can’t take your eyes off that’s when you feel warm inside and you feel like nothing can ruin your night because it makes you happy and it gives people joy and excitement and the eager to make it Christmas already. From then on every day, you look at your Christmas chocolate calendar and look at how many days are left until the best holiday of the year. So if you have never gone and seen people’s Christmas lights and sat by your cozy fire watching your favorite Christmas movie then it’s almost time for you to do those things.

Shopping, most everyone loves going shopping, buying yourself the most amazing new lotion or something you enjoy but something even better than shopping for yourself is shopping for someone else. Finding that perfect gift for your friend will feel a lot better than buying yourself something. Finding the perfect gift takes a lot of hunting through many many stores until finally, you find that perfect gift and you go home right away and wrap your present for that very special person. And they open it Christmas morning surprised and full of joy that their friend has put in so much effort to find you that very special gift and it’s the best feeling ever. So next time you go to the store, think of those special people you want to give that gift to and make their day.

Your best friend is one of the most important people in your life and it is so fun when you get to hang out with them. One of the things I love to do with my best friend is we love going to places together like the mall and Starbucks and other places like those. Especially during Christmas time because you get to hang out with your friend and get your holiday shopping done. We get to find each other the gift we both want and it makes it easier to find the gift they want. My best friend and I like to get matching pajamas for Christmas and watch our favorite Christmas movie together while drinking cocoa and I wouldn’t do it with anyone else.

Christmas parties are so fun but the best part about any party is the food. There are always so many choices and varieties to choose from. There is not always food but there is most likely dessert there, especially Christmas desserts. A woman named Elizabeth Warrentin said that ”The Christmas season is inextricably associated with many beloved desserts all around the world.” One great Christmas dessert is gingerbread. Gingerbread can be used in many different things like cookies, gingerbread houses, gingerbread bread and so many more. There are many different Christmas treats but that’s one very loved dessert during this time of year.

These are some reasons why Christmas is my favorite holiday. Christmas is not just about the presents and the desserts and decorations it’s also about spending time with the ones you care about most like your friends and your family. Spending time with those people and bonding with them will make you closer to them and help you to grow a closer connection with those people. So this is why Christmas is my favorite holiday.
Merry Christmas!

How to decorate for Thanksgiving

How to decorate for Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a holiday that people like to celebrate things they are thankful for. People like to decorate. Today I am going to tell you the places that are the best to decorate and how to do that, so you are ready for when close family and friends come over to gather around the dinner table.

One of the best places to decorate is when people first walk in the first thing they are going to see. This might be above the fireplace in the mudroom or even your kitchen. When you figure out where you want to start decorating, you want to measure out how big the space you are decorating is. This will let you know how big of decorations you need to buy and how much you need to decorate. Once you think you have the right place to start, you want to pick a color scheme for the deco you are going to put up. Most people go with the colors that go with the holiday that they are decorating for. For thanksgiving, the colors you will need to do are orange and black.

Now let’s start working on what to buy for the space. Now that you have the measurements for the space, you know where you want to do your doctorate, and you have the color scheme to go with the holiday that you are going to be decorating for. Now you don’t want to fill the interspace with stuff. If you do it will look unorganized and messy. You want to make sure that you have some space without anything in it. One of the best places to get decor for Thanksgiving decorating is Hobby Lobby. You can find some good stuff at Target as well

Finally, let’s put it all together, you can put all the stuff that you got and put it up where you want to decorate. Mess around with it to get it to your liking. Make sure that you don’t put colors that look about the same together. Putting things with colors that have a different look and different textures will help as well. To make the space look nice and welcoming into your house. The different textures with the different colors can make it look nice. I hope that this will help you make your house more welcoming for your family and friends when they come over and eat a family dinner, this thanksgiving.

Ho, Ho, Holiday Jokes!

Ho, Ho, Holiday Jokes!

As holidays come around the corner there are treats and fun and best of all, there are corny jokes. Everybody knows the classic dad jokes that all teenagers sigh at and roll their eyes. Dad jokes such as “Dad, I’m hungry,” then he’ll say, “Hi hungry! I’m dad!” Everybody knows those kinds of jokes, some are super funny and others you just facepalm at. Holidays are the best, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentine’s Day, and New Year’s Eve. There are lists and lists of jokes for these holidays, these are some amazing jokes to tell around the holidays.

 

New Year’s Eve

First, we start the year with parties and cider, but the one thing it’s missing is the funny jokes to get everyone laughing. Here are some of the very awesome and funny New Year’s Eve jokes.

  1. One of my New Year’s resolutions is to stop procrastinating, but I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.
  2. Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer? To start the new year in a cool way.
  3. Knock knock, who’s there? Abby, Abby who? Abby new year!
  4. What is corn’s favorite day? New Ear’s Eve!

 

Valentine’s Day

The first holiday of the year then the next big one. For love is in the air and Cupid has a job to do for this is the month of love. That’s right next is Valentine’s Day with love in the air and amazing corny jokes to pick up your date. Here are some awesome Valentine’s Day jokes.

 

  1. What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
  2. I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.
  3. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!

 

Easter

There is nothing better than waking up and going out to search for Easter eggs, but there is also another thing to search for, Easter jokes! These are some of the most eggcellent Easter jokes ever!

 

  1. Where does Easter take place? Where eggs mark the spot!
  2. What happens when you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after!
  3. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny!
  4. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking so nice? With hare spray!

 

Halloween

It’s that time of year, where the leaves change color, everything gets scarier, and where jokes are best for the season. The holiday of pumpkins, ghouls, ghosts, tricks, and treats, and amazing jokes and puns.

 

  1. What do you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite!
  2. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. What would a national holiday be for vampires? Fangs-giving!
  4. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He no body to go with.

 

Thanksgiving

I am so grateful for this amazing opportunity to have a big meal with all my family and friends and to make incredible jokes. While everyone fills up their plates and their stomachs I will share some amazing thanksgiving jokes.

 

  1. Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey? Because he sensed fowl play.
  2. Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had his drumsticks!
  3. How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner? He was already stuffed!

 

Christmas

The last holiday of the year, Christmas! The beautiful lights and the presents are under the tree. A time of joy with your closest family and friends and with the best seasonal jokes.

 

  1. What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa pause.
  2. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He uses his calen-deer!
  3. What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent night!
  4. What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music.
  5. Why didn’t the tree get a present? Because it was too knotty!

 

Conclusion

 

In conclusion, jokes make everyone laugh, you just need the right ones. Holidays are amazing times to spend time with the people you love and care about. Make sure if anything is bland, add a little laughter to any holiday with these awesome and funny jokes. So go out there and make the world a better and much funnier place!

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