The Florida man, people in Florida doing crazy and questionable things. This happens quite often. There is always a funny story about a Florida man each day. I decided to write an article to recognize some of the best and funniest Florida man stories. Five stories are talking about Florida men.
McDonald Mayhem
A Florida man didn’t get a straw so he attacked a McDonald’s employee. The man was unaware of a new city law that went into effect on Jan. 1 requiring customers to request straws. He got angry and started screaming and grabbed the collar of one of the employees and pulled them over the table. In defense, the employee punched the man in the face. The man got very angry and when he started to leave, he kicked a different employee in the stomach and then left.
Devil Dilemma
A Florida man killed his Ex-Girlfriend while trying to ‘get rid of the devil’. His Ex-Girlfriend ended their relationship with the man. When police found her body there was a gunshot wound in her head. That same day another person was shot in the face, they received treatment in the hospital. On a news website, bradenton.com, the man said, “I was trying to get rid of the devil.” Many people do believe that you can get rid of the devil. People blame the devil for all the bad things people do to them, so did the man.
Grenade Stop
A Florida man finds a WWII grenade, places it in his truck, drives to Taco Bell. on the news website newsweek.com, it said, “The man had been magnet fishing and somehow picked up a grenade.” The man was magnet fishing and got a grenade. He then decides to go to a Taco Bell with the grenade in the back of his truck. The cops were called and everyone was evacuated out of the Taco Bell. The police said they will dispose of the grenade properly.
Stolen Dr. Pepper
A Florida man takes his car and crashes it into a bar to steal a Dr. Pepper. He drove the car into one of the front windows and proceeded to walk into the bar. He opened the cooler and grabbed a Dr. Pepper. When the police were called he was sitting there drinking his Dr. Pepper. He also had a gun which made the charge from a burglary into an armed burglary.
Honorable Mentions
Now for three honorable mentions. A Florida man caught on camera licking a doorbell. Next, a Florida man throws a toilet through a school board building window, when he was arrested he was sitting on a person. Lastly, a Florida man was arrested for supposedly throwing a cookie at his girlfriend.
