Do you like to spend time with your family? Or getting together with a group of friends and playing some games? If you do then Monopoly is worse than after you eat Taco Bell.
The Quality Is Awful
If you’ve ever played Monopoly then you’d know that the paper money they give you (which is what the whole game is about) is just colored paper that is very thin and can rip very very easily! Also, the dice are super low quality and are not very good. The board is very plain with each square only having a very basic picture, a color, and a name. If they wanted Monopoly to last longer they would’ve made the money out of the same stuff as the property cards (which are made out of a much thicker less easy to rip paper, most likely cardstock.) And the pieces. If they truly cared they would’ve made the pieces out of something more than a crappy medal, they also would’ve made the pieces people. I mean really who wants to be the thimble when you’re playing? Or the wheel? An Iron? I mean come on who wants to be an Iron? A sad wife who feels like she needs to clean while playing a board game.
It’s A Waste Of Time And Money
Did you know that the game Monopoly on Hasbro’s website is $19.99! And according to Google “Monopoly is one of the most well-known and popular board games in the world. … In fact, since the game’s inception in 1936, nobody has actually finished a game.” That’s a total of eighty-four years! I’ve heard from people that it takes more than two days to finish a game of Monopoly. I don’t think anybody’s finished it in a single sitting. And With the games 60-90 minutes I think they need to start reprinting the box saying 2-forever excruciating days of playtime. And who wants to spend twenty dollars on a game that you play occasionally and you never end up playing it? You can spend that much on a Magic The Gathering deck! (Highly recommend you check it out at the games website Wizards Of The Coast.) So Hasbro and people of the world stop making and buying Monopoly and it’s way too many versions, instead check out other better games and try out Pandemic. It’s a classic, Or maybe you like Clue? It’s also a Hasbro game and the classic version only costs $9.99 and is much better.
This is why we need to stop making Monopoly and instead maybe invent a new game or use that wasted paper making something else. So boycott Monopoly and let’s make something new.
