The Bad Guys Need To Make a Stand

The Bad Guys Need To Make a Stand

We all love popping popcorn then sitting down with our family to watch a good movie. But have you ever considered that maybe we wouldn’t have movies if there were no bad guys? There’s a bad guy in almost every movie. But do we appreciate them enough?

They Need More Appreciation

One of my favorite movies is Despicable Me. And do you wanna know who my favorite character is? Take a guess. Did you guess Vector or the bad guy? If not then you clearly don’t know why I’m writing this. I love Vector. He’s one of my favorite characters. He’s hilarious. Here are some pictures if you don’t know what he looks like.

He looks and sounds hilarious. Go right now and search him up on youtube and listen to his laugh and the little tiny toilet part, it cracks me up every time. Another bad guy that I love and have always loved even when I was a kid is the Joker. He is more commonly known than other super villains but he is a crucial part of the DC franchise they’d have to take out like half of the franchise if he wasn’t in there. He also got his own movie which is exactly what I want to happen. (It’s too bad though that it’s rated R.) If you don’t know what the movie is called it’s called the Joker. This is someone well known but probably not as much as the joker it’s Voldemort. Why did he have to lose? Same with Vector, and the Joker all of these bad guys have lost at least once. (I say this because the Joker has died and lost more than probably around fifty times, including all of the comics.)

It’s Their Time For The Glory

The bad guys need their time for glory. Batman usually beats the Joker but there’d be no Batman without a Joker, it’s kind of like a ying-yang. So we need to make more movies where the Joker wins. Also, we have to have a movie all about Vector, he is amazing (I and my brother can quote almost the entire Despicable Me movie we love it.) Or a movie about Voldemort and why he became the way he is. Why he became so evil and killed many many people. I’ve only mentioned three bad guys this whole time. I also like Disney bad guys like the voodoo dr. on the princess and the frog he’s so cool. Or Jafar he’s a classic. But one thing they have in common, they both got defeated in their movies! So stand with me and we shall make filmmakers make movies about bad guys, where they also win.

Why We Should Stop Making Monopoly

Why We Should Stop Making Monopoly

                                                                 

Do you like to spend time with your family? Or getting together with a group of friends and playing some games? If you do then Monopoly is worse than after you eat Taco Bell. 

 

The Quality Is Awful

 

If you’ve ever played Monopoly then you’d know that the paper money they give you (which is what the whole game is about) is just colored paper that is very thin and can rip very very easily! Also, the dice are super low quality and are not very good. The board is very plain with each square only having a very basic picture, a color, and a name. If they wanted Monopoly to last longer they would’ve made the money out of the same stuff as the property cards (which are made out of a much thicker less easy to rip paper, most likely cardstock.) And the pieces. If they truly cared they would’ve made the pieces out of something more than a crappy medal, they also would’ve made the pieces people. I mean really who wants to be the thimble when you’re playing? Or the wheel? An Iron? I mean come on who wants to be an Iron? A sad wife who feels like she needs to clean while playing a board game.

 

It’s A Waste Of Time And Money

 

Did you know that the game Monopoly on Hasbro’s website is $19.99! And according to Google “Monopoly is one of the most well-known and popular board games in the world. … In fact, since the game’s inception in 1936, nobody has actually finished a game.” That’s a total of eighty-four years! I’ve heard from people that it takes more than two days to finish a game of Monopoly. I don’t think anybody’s finished it in a single sitting. And With the games 60-90 minutes I think they need to start reprinting the box saying 2-forever excruciating days of playtime. And who wants to spend twenty dollars on a game that you play occasionally and you never end up playing it? You can spend that much on a Magic The Gathering deck! (Highly recommend you check it out at the games website Wizards Of The Coast.) So Hasbro and people of the world stop making and buying Monopoly and it’s way too many versions, instead check out other better games and try out Pandemic. It’s a classic, Or maybe you like Clue? It’s also a Hasbro game and the classic version only costs $9.99 and is much better. 

 

This is why we need to stop making Monopoly and instead maybe invent a new game or use that wasted paper making something else. So boycott Monopoly and let’s make something new.

 

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