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top six funniest hockey players of 2019

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Top six funniest hockey players of 2019

Hockey is a wonderful sport and we forget that they are human and they have a sense of humor so hear are six hockey players that make me laugh. 

Brad Marchand

I know everyone likes to tease brad for being well brad but you can’t argue that he is not the six  funniest player in the NHL and now he and now he is happy because the Chinese named the new year after him 

Number 5  Henrik Lundqvist

This new york goaltender has a lot of nhl seasons under his belt and never ceases to amaze us with has absolutely wonderful goaltending  and am I the only one who thinks he looks like ben stiller

Elias Pettersson Number 4

I think that Elias Pettersson has been showing of his skills and has established presents in the NHL high key I want him on the cover of NHL 2021 and he looks like a supervillain from a James bond movie 

Number 3 drew doughty 

The greatest smile in the NHL don’t you agree on this defenseman it my personal favorite player because he is a    perfect mix of funny and mean 

Brent Burns number two

This is another defenseman who is a leading scorer and is just a great hockey player 

Number 1 is Patrick Kane 

With his crazy fast hands and his crazy fast skating he can go make the coolest and fastest plays to watch this guy is verry funny and his style of play just looks like he is having fun 

why mighty ducks is the best movie of all time

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why mighty ducks is the best movie of all time

 

Why the mighty ducks is the best movie of all time.

The mighty ducks is the best movie of all time because. Just by the start you can tell that it will be amazing. It doesn’t begin with like the team winning it starts with a Gordon Bombay  missing the game winning goal for the pewee championships and going on his knees because he is so upset.

Act One: The Start Of A Dynasty

Then like 15 to 17 years later  this same guy is a lawyer in the courtroom showing his skills being a lawyer. This  has nothing to do with hockey but that’s the point.The same guy who we know lost the game winning goal then gets a D.U.I and gets sentenced to so many hours of community service, and what does the judge decide. He says that since he played when he was 11 he would be a perfect fit for a coaching position for a team who hasn’t won a single game, this is the same guy who just got a D.U.I. The state of Minnesota just put a guy who got a D.U.I to coach a peewee hockey team for those of you who don’t know what that is. It is a team of 11 to 12 year old’s.

Act two: Ground Zero

  Then Mr. Ducks worth sends Gordon Bombay in a limo for the first practice he rolls up to these kids wearing football helmets. Half of them don’t even have skates just going crazy. This whole scene just feels like a hockey fever dream. So what does Mr. Dui do? He drives on the pond that they are playing on with a limp so the kiddies are all excited and then one of the kids points out that he looks like he is going to sell them drugs.

Act three: Meet The Team

Which I think ads to they are a peewee team feel. Any way they try to show him off but he says that he is his new coach they say that their old coach hurt his shoulder but from what they say the old coach probably had a heart attack from yelling at them too much. Gordon then proceeds to tell them how he doesn’t want to be here right now and goes into his limo. The kids are kind of mad so they decide to all get in the limo that is on top of a pond and just when you don’t know what type of wacky thing the well do next charlie’s mom shuts everything down  like a good mom. I love how this movie appeals to adults and kids like a kid sees this as aw man the mom is so mean but a parent is all like what a good mom that was so dangerous. any way now it’s their first game and it is of course the black hawks(Gordon Bombay’s Peewee team) and it is the same coach who he played for when he was a pewee. So Gordon and Coach jack have a coach talk he says oh you have not been here for a long time and they talk for a bit more than Gordon says so do you have any good players coach jack says that Adam banks is looking really good he says that he reminds him of Gordon but he wants it more. This is a huge slam to Gordon and he gets his head in the game but now he really wants to win. 

Act Four : The Real Start

But he slacked off on teaching the kids how to play and they get destroyed hard core. And then Gordon remembers how much he hates losing. So he goes back to practice and kinda teaches them but the wrong way and teaches them to flop the all chant “take the fall act hurt ”. so on the next game they flop all over the place. Except for Charlie in the third period charlie is getting double teamed and Gordon tells him to flop but Charlie doesn’t this makes Gordon so mad. Now we are in the locker room and the team is mad Gordon is yelling at the kids and then the dad of the two twins walks in and says “this is what i’m working overtime for ” and in my mind this is when Gordon Bombay becomes Coach Bombay. So

Act Five: Getting Every One On Board

coach Bombay goes to Charlie’s apartment and the Charles mom opens the door and gets charlie and Charlie’s face goes from happy to sad real quick and coach Bombay asks to talk to him and they talk and charlie asks his mom if he can stay for dinner. So that happened and they had the first practice starts and they coach Bombay sees a girl and a boy figure skating and he decided to skate out and ask them if they want to join the team and they accept so they have two good skaters but they still need a good shooter. Futon Reed has a wicked shot and people say he can’t play hockey because some kids say that college football coaches don’t want him to get hurt. So coach Bombay drives his limo past the Allie that he shoots at. So of course Fulton reed hits straight through the glass of the window of the limo. Reed starts  running but coach Bombay catches him and asks him why he doesn’t play hockey and reed replied that he doesn’t know how to skate like everyone with a good shot. So they have one of my favorite parts of the movie when they go rollerblading through the world mall.

Act Six: Practice Makes Perfect

So now they have a team and they have been practicing coach Bombay has been actually coach Bombay has actually been coaching and they are the last seed in the tournament and they win the first game. The movie now has a montage of all of the games read breaking the net with his slap shot all the cool parts of the tournament. They end up in the championship and this is where this goes from a good movie of all time it goes back to square one 

Act seven: Grand Ending

Square one of the mighty duck squad one of coach Bombay they go into the beginning of coach Bombay on the game winning shootout and the triple deke but this time charlie makes it. I think the mighty ducks movie is the best movie of all time not because it is the most cinematic but be cause of the message speed of going thru hard things and that you don’t always win this movie and the sequels are all apart of that in D2 Gordon Bombay doesn’t go pro because he gets hurt and in D3 the mighty ducks isn’t even the mighty ducks they are in a school with a new coach and that is why the mighty ducks is the best movie ever  

 

   

 

Utah should Host the Olympics

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Utah Should Host The Olympics

Hockey,skiing,curling,and bobsledding what do all these have in common.Well they are all winter Olympics, and in 2002 Utah hosted the winter Olympics in all of these events.We had skiers floating down the mountain snowboarders cascading down the half pipe and the best. Hockey players putting as much power as they possibly can going at speeds of up to 25.5 mph, and getting hit on the boards with no mercy. For forty five hole seconds and then you get forty five seconds to rest.  you do it over and over again until you think you can’t do it anymore you do it another six times just to make sure you don’t forget how powerful your brain is to put up with that exhaustion!

Utah Can Bring The World Together

That is the significance of the Olympics. The whole world comes together and we laugh and cry together, have hopes and dreams together, we hate each other, we love each other and. Do you know what that sounds like that sounds like a great big family. But at the end of the day that is what we are a great big family. And that is the Olympics and in two thousand and two Utah did that. We got the whole world together on our soil, we had a great big family reunion and that was a great time to have the Olympics. But I digress now what we did was grate, but it took some hard work wait did i say some? I meant a lot of work Utah had a deadline. to meet and if we did not meet that deadline the. Whole Olympics would not happen so we got our pioneer spirit together. To bring this wonder full thing that is almost holy in a way.  But we did it nonetheless and in 2002 the world came to us in one grate big family. 

We Are Prepared

You can’t have your cake and eat it too? It takes 5 billion dollars and more to host the Olympics. But Utah is different it’ll take only 1.2 billion dollars to host the Olympics.  That is about a fifth of the cost, and the Olympics make 45 billion dollars. So what is the problem? Well people hate the traffic that it brings, and they are scared that their taxes will go up, but what idiotic people that think that?  like a twenty dollar difference in your taxis, you spend twenty dollars on most of your clothes. Oh and the traffic would only be bad for the Olympics we all ready have the facilitates people no construction and no hassle. So check the facts and I can see how some people might think that, but come on. Why not read more than you wright listen more than you talk and don’t raise your voice raise your argument.

we Need Utah More Than Ever

OK as I digress I just want to say, that what is so bad about bringing the world together, as one great big family. Let Utah be the state that brings the world together. You don’t know what will happen in ten years look we see in history, WWI it was the war to end all wars but 21 years later WWII started and that is not a long time. That war was so bad that enemies said that they. Were taking it too far and made rules they made rules for war like it was some kind of game. War itself was changed so close to the wars end, and maybe just maybe we as a state can help the world continue on a grate path.

Social Media is not as Bad as You Might Think for Teenagers

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Social Media is not as Bad as You Might Think for Teenagers

How do you use social media?

Do you use it to checkup with old friends?. Or maybe you use it to connect with people who share common interests with you. Some people say social media is not good for teens. On the other hand, some people say that social media is ok for teens. Recent studies claim that social media is not to blame and that there are might be other factors involved in teen depression and anxiety. Social media is not as bad as we are making it out to be and is not the only cause of anxiety.

Social media is not as bad as you might think

and here is why. Social media has often more than not been to blame for teen depression with the numerous articles talking about cyberbullying and other reasons that teens are depressed with social media. But Viner studies adolescent health at university college in London in England. Nicholls studies adolescent mental health at imperial college London took 13,000 British ages 13-14-year-olds and asked them questions such as if they missed class, completed their work if they were bullied but they also asked questions about how much sleep they got and how much exercise they got this show the teens mental wellbeing it has been proven that lack of sleep and exercise are known to decrease happiness and increased anxiety. This is evidence that social media is not the only cause of depression and anxiety.

Social media can really help keep relationships together longer.

If you and a friend from high school go to different colleges you might not get a chance to talk to them until the next summer or maybe even never, but by using social media you can feel more connected just by leaving a comment on their post about whatever they are doing and if you see they are in the same place as you via social media it is easier to meet up and reconnect face to face. Another study by a nonprofit child advocacy took a survey that reported that more than half of teenagers age thirteen to seventeen said social media impacted their relationships positively. This is a prime example of the media making a bigger deal than it should be about a subject. The majority of teens are getting a positive impact from social media but we want to take away their happiness because of the minority. I have said it and I will say it once again social media is not to blame for teen depression and anxiety.

A good portion of parents don’t want their kids to have social media. They say that it well makes their kids depressed and makes them feel not good enough and we’ll make it easier to get cyberbullied. This argument is valid, however. Every big point in the arguments on this subject is social in social media. Just by interacting with other people you can get your feelings hurt by putting cyber in front of bullying makes it seem more scary put being upset because someone is cooler, better looking, and goes on vacation more than you is not new. You can go to a family reunion and get comments to face to face like wow it looks like you have not grown and other stuff that would make you a cyberbully if you said it online. This is the problem with how we are giving titles online. Mabey social media is not bad but the people who take more offense than needed are the real problem.

In conclusion, social media is not as bad as people make it out to be. Additionally, we need to start focusing on the more good than bad Mr.Beast planted 20 million trees and there was not as much media coverage as juice world faking his death as a society we should be more positive 

The State Of The Colorado Avalanche and NHL.

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The Colorado Avalanche is a hockey team. Part of the NHL (National Hockey League) the colorado Avs have 25 wins and 15 losses, according to https://www.nhl.com/avalanche/standings/2019/wildcard.  The team was going on seven games undefeated until one of the players hit the puck in the goal. I feel that the Avs lost their momentum after that.

 yes there are more reasons than just that like when Nathan MacKinnon got injured and some of the other players all so got injured if the Avs are going to have to get it into high gear and need to work on Nathan MacKinnon he needs to start breaking out as the top NHL superstar next  to Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin 

The Avs coaching staff needs to work on his faceoffs in practice and have the Avs Asosheashon move forward as a whole when people see NHL they need to think Colorado Avalanche, not penguins or the black hawks 

The sport of hockey is in a very cool sport that the NFL is losing popularity 

It is having a great spot for sports like hockey and lacrosse but the NHL has been around longer and has a bigger platform so if the NHL wants to be on the same level as the NFL and the NBA we need more of everything the league as a whole has to level up just like Nathan MacKinnon needs to go up a level 

 

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