As holidays come around the corner there are treats and fun and best of all, there are corny jokes. Everybody knows the classic dad jokes that all teenagers sigh at and roll their eyes. Dad jokes such as “Dad, I’m hungry,” then he’ll say, “Hi hungry! I’m dad!” Everybody knows those kinds of jokes, some are super funny and others you just facepalm at. Holidays are the best, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentine’s Day, and New Year’s Eve. There are lists and lists of jokes for these holidays, these are some amazing jokes to tell around the holidays.
New Year’s Eve
First, we start the year with parties and cider, but the one thing it’s missing is the funny jokes to get everyone laughing. Here are some of the very awesome and funny New Year’s Eve jokes.
- One of my New Year’s resolutions is to stop procrastinating, but I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.
- Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer? To start the new year in a cool way.
- Knock knock, who’s there? Abby, Abby who? Abby new year!
- What is corn’s favorite day? New Ear’s Eve!
Valentine’s Day
The first holiday of the year then the next big one. For love is in the air and Cupid has a job to do for this is the month of love. That’s right next is Valentine’s Day with love in the air and amazing corny jokes to pick up your date. Here are some awesome Valentine’s Day jokes.
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
- I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.
- How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring!
Easter
There is nothing better than waking up and going out to search for Easter eggs, but there is also another thing to search for, Easter jokes! These are some of the most eggcellent Easter jokes ever!
- Where does Easter take place? Where eggs mark the spot!
- What happens when you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after!
- What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny!
- How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking so nice? With hare spray!
Halloween
It’s that time of year, where the leaves change color, everything gets scarier, and where jokes are best for the season. The holiday of pumpkins, ghouls, ghosts, tricks, and treats, and amazing jokes and puns.
- What do you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite!
- Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What would a national holiday be for vampires? Fangs-giving!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He no body to go with.
Thanksgiving
I am so grateful for this amazing opportunity to have a big meal with all my family and friends and to make incredible jokes. While everyone fills up their plates and their stomachs I will share some amazing thanksgiving jokes.
- Why did the farmer separate the chicken and the turkey? Because he sensed fowl play.
- Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had his drumsticks!
- How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner? He was already stuffed!
Christmas
The last holiday of the year, Christmas! The beautiful lights and the presents are under the tree. A time of joy with your closest family and friends and with the best seasonal jokes.
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa pause.
- How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He uses his calen-deer!
- What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent night!
- What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music.
- Why didn’t the tree get a present? Because it was too knotty!
Conclusion
In conclusion, jokes make everyone laugh, you just need the right ones. Holidays are amazing times to spend time with the people you love and care about. Make sure if anything is bland, add a little laughter to any holiday with these awesome and funny jokes. So go out there and make the world a better and much funnier place!
