Top 5 Karen moments and freak outs

Top 5 Karen moments and freak outs

The people we all love and hate… Karens. Karen’s are stupid. Karen’s are boomers. Karen’s ruin everything. And I mean everything. Karens also happen to be funny. Luckily for you, I scoured the internet far and wide to find the best, funniest, and most ridiculous Karen moments and freak outs. These videos demonstrate and show just exactly what a Karen is. What exactly is a Karen though? Let me explain.

 

The Origin Story

According to Wikipedia, a Karen pejorative term for someone perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is appropriate or necessary. A common stereotype is that of a white woman who uses her privilege to demand her own way at the expense of others. Depictions also include demanding to “speak to the manager”, being racist, being anti-vaccination, or sporting a particular bob cut hairstyle. As of 2020, the term was increasingly being used as a general-purpose term of disapproval for middle-aged white women.”

 

Karens also have very distinct haircuts. The haircut is a source you can use to tell if it is just your average everyday boomer, or if it is a Karen. Just like when you can tell the difference between a whitetail deer or an elk.

Now that you know just what a Karen is, let’s take a dive into the top 5 Karen freak outs and moments.

#5: Park Ranger Karen

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Karen Video #5

 

This video demonstrates just how rude and racist they can be. That poor Asian family can’t even go on vacation without spotting a wild Karen. Karen blocks the Asian families path like she’s Gandalf like, “You shall not pass”, but with more racism. She goes out of her way to prove the point that Asians don’t belong in America, which they do. America is a free country, but some people believe in, “If you’re not white and have my haircut, you are a less important person than me”. Overall, the video is actually pretty decent. Although whoever was recording looked like they recorded it on a Gameboy from the 90’s, the video in itself is funny and deserves some credit.

 

#4: Crazy Verizon customer Karen

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Karen Video #4

 

This video is flat out crazy. For those who can not understand the context of this video, Karen’s phone plan is crappy and she wants to change it. The Verizon employee talks to her about different plans she can choose from. But because Karen is on a whole other level than you, she thinks she should  get a brand new phone. The Verizon employee tells her that is not possible unless she pays for it. From then, the video down spirals in chaos. Karen basically turned into the Devil himself, and unleashed all her anger and hate on this poor employee. It was so bad, more employees came to help, and they still could not handle the power of the Karen. It’s like Naruto. He has the demon fox trapped inside of him, and when he gets backed into a corner, he can trigger this demon, and it gives him crazy powers. This video demonstrates how Karen’s think they are the head of society and they deserve more than the average person, when in reality, they don’t.

 

#3: Karen the Witch unleashes her powers on “tresspasser”

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Karen Video #3

 

This video low key creeps me out. Karen stands there in her long, black, straggly hair, just staring into your soul. She judges every part of you. If I were the poor, black man that was in that scenario, I’d try and throw boiling water at her to burn off her old, saggy witch skin. Not only is there witch Karen, there is her super compassionate partner, who I like to refer to as a Greg. Greg’s are basically the husband of a Karen, and demonstrate exactly what a Karen is, only in Male form. Greg is not only asking the guy questions like it is 21 questions, he decides to roll his camera on his phone to probably show the police later. Typical Karen move. These beautifully racist couple probably have no clue that he is the owner of the property, but still go out of their way to question the black man if it’s his property, and then go on to call the cops, for standing on HIS OWN PROPERTY. Unbelievable. The delusion of the couple is out of this galaxy. Mind your own business, Karen.

 

#2: KidsBop Karen

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Karen Video #2

 

This was very close to being #1 on this list, but compared to the next one is not as good. Anyways, this Karen goes WAY out of her way to tell the driver and the backseat passenger just how idiotic they are. Getting out of your car, in the middle of a street, just to yell at some people,  really takes some nerve. But Karens have that nerve. She rants on the driver for a little while, then she REALLY lets it all out against the passenger. She even goes as far to start yelling cuss words at them, while her kids are in the car next to them. And then, makes this face. 

 

Game over. Good luck with that. If I were them, I would just walk out of the car and ask for a car to run me over. That face is basically the infinity gauntlet. “Now, reality can be whatever she wants”, with that face. The best part of the whole video, and the signature mark, is when she tells her kids are, “too busy watching KidsBop”, to listen to her cuss. Every second of this video I burst into laughter uncontrollably. Just a surreal video.

 

Now, the best video of all

#1: Karen saves the day by calling cops on black family at park having BBQ

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Karen Video #1

Words can’t even describe this video. Karen is so incredibly ridiculous in this video I can’t even think. 24 minutes of utter Karenism, if that is even a word. Racist Karen goes out of her way to make life tough for an innocent black family just having a BBQ in a PUBLIC PARK. She pulls all kinds of reasons out of her gray hair about how it is bad for society and her city. A nearby citizen questions her for a little while. The black family talks to her, and she STEALS the lady’s credit card! Then Karen acts all defensive like she is being threatened or hurt. Then she pulls a typical Karen move, which is calling the cops if things don’t go her way. Even the police think she is an idiot. They too don’t care because after all it is a PUBLIC PARK. This Karen is so freaking delusional, she has no idea what she is doing. She needs to mind her own business, and stop trying to take charge of everything.

Top 5 baseball video games of all time

5: Mario Super Sluggers

 Mario Super Sluggers is a wacky, creative game that came out in 2005. The player(s) get to draft their own team out of Nintendo characters. Some characters are faster than others, while others have better pitching ability. You can even put your mii’s on the team. You can change the batting order, and who plays where. Then the game begins. Each main character has two special powers, one for hitting, the other for pitching. Once you start playing, it turns into a fun, wacky game. You can rob home runs using buddy jumps, throw different pitches, throw obstacles at fielders to make an error. There are also other modes, like challenge mode, where you complete challenges and go around the island picking up Mario’s friends and creating a team. It is pure crazy and fun

4: The Bigs 2

The Bigs 2 came out in 2009, 4 years after Mario Super Sluggers. Your cover athlete is Prince Fielder. Essentially, The Bigs 2 is the MLB version of NFL Blitz. You go on an adventure, starting in Mexico, and go to the big leagues, and beat teams, and after you win, you collect All-Stars and form a super team. You’ll then go to places like Japan, and play their super teams. You customize your person and give them abilities. A genuinely fun game that is addicting.

3: RBI Baseball

Me personally, I have played all of the games 2017-present. The original game was made in 1987. It is essentially Xbox’s version of MLB the Show. Though it may not have all the modes and online features that MLB the Show has, it makes up for that in gameplay. The game is super detailed. Very simple controls, and yet you can still do pretty much everything MLB the Show has, but it’s easier. The games update pretty frequently. There is an exhibition mode, and a season mode, where you play the whole season with the same team. And an online mode, so you can play with friends. A realistic game, that is addicting.

2: MVP Baseball

What a game, MVP baseball was. As Manny Ramirez as the cover athlete, this game during 2000-2010, was easily the best MLB video game at that time. The series stretched from 2004-2007. At the time, people were shocked at how fun and addicting the realistic game was. You could play it on all the old school systems, PS2, Gamecube, Xbox, and even PC. You could customize teams, like NBA 2k, adding and removing players from teams, thus creating a super team match. 

1: MLB The Show:

You all knew this was coming. In my non-expert opinion, MLB the Show is the greatest MLB video game ever created. Every year a new game comes out. Javier Baez is your 2020 cover athlete. There are an insane amount of modes in this game, such as Road to the Show, where you create a player, and then roleplay from the minors to the big leagues. Battle Royale, where you get to draft random cards onto your team. Diamond Dynasty, where you collect cards and make a team out of them. The list goes on and on. If you don’t have a PS4, don’t worry. MLB the Show 2020 comes out on all platforms, Xbox, PS4, and Nintendo Switch. You need to get this game, it is just so good.

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