What is Young Sheldon in Portuguese?

What is Young Sheldon in Portuguese?

Young Sheldon is an undeniably phenomenal show, with characters such as George Cooper Jr. and Meemaw carrying the plotline, what is there not to love? The only thing that isn’t favorable is understanding the show. With minor toyin’ around, we can change this factor: by watching the show in another foreign language, we can stop comprehending the show. This is where my proposal comes in, Young Sheldon in Portuguese.

Why Portuguese?

While the answer is unclear, watching Young Sheldon in Portuguese refers to ironic conspiracy theory memes and Sigma Grindest memes. AccoUrbandictionary.com describes Sigma Grindset as, “the superior mindset possessed by the male at the top of the social hierarchy, also known as the sigma. This grindset is often mentioned when the Sigma does something that may be considered based and redpilled (referring to The Matrix). Society (run by betas) views the Sigma as a threat. He is thus often a victim of societal ostracism for his intrinsically based nature. He is the victim of a systematic societal hate crime.” The meme of watching the popular TV show, Young Sheldon in Portuguese started on TikTok in Early 2023. With Joker symbolism, these memes quickly rose to stardom, proclaiming that liberals wanted to keep the show’s “secrets” away from the public.

On April 5th, 2023, TikToker @redpill_daily uploaded a now-deleted video on the popular video-sharing site. This post showed Heath Ledger’s rendition of The Joker slowly clapping, with the caption reading, “Millions MUST watch Young Sheldon in Portuguese / Billions, even”. Under this, it states that “Liberals want to keep this info a secret”.

On March 13th, 2023, TikToker @lem0nc0w uploaded a video using a Capcut template, a simpler way of editing photos and video clips together. With this template, @lem0nc0w referenced the popular Young Sheldon character, George Cooper, played by Lance Barber speaking Portuguese, despite the audio for the video being in Japanese. This video gained 1.5 million views, or plays in 15 days, a milestone for most small creators.

@redpill_daily posted another video on April 17th, 2023 of another ironic Sigma meme surrounding the theme of watching Young Sheldon in Portuguese. In this video, the Tiktoker says, “Do I watch Young Sheldon in Portuguese? Yes. Do I understand it? No. Your tiny Liberal brain wouldn’t get it.”

With these videos, the idea of watching Young Sheldon in Portuguese has become an ironic joke. Besides the jokes about Young Sheldon, I’m really invested in the show. At the time of writing this, I’m on Season 3, Episode 11, and I watch the show religiously. It’s slowly become one of my favorites and I suggest that everyone should watch it, especially in Portuguese.

Studies Found- Apple Juice has More Floor Cleaning Properties Than Name Brand Floor Cleaners

Studies Found- Apple Juice has More Floor Cleaning Properties Than Name Brand Floor Cleaners

Recent studies done by MIT students revealed that Mott’s®  Apple Juice actually contains more chemicals used for cleaning products than most floor cleaners. 

Name Brand floor cleaners include ingredients such as C9-11 pareth, sodium C10-16 alkylbenzenesulfonate, sodium citrate, carboxymethyl inulin, benzisothiazolinone, sodium carbonate, C10-16 alkyldimethylamine oxide, propylene glycol butyl ether, colorants, and fragrances, which have been found harmful for your floorboards and strip them of their natural beauty. It also includes bleach which is harmful to your stomach, meaning you cannot drink it like you can with Mott’s® Apple Juice. Mott’s® Apple Juice contains Vitamin Apple which is shown to be healthy for your stomach, meaning you can drink it?

With Mott’s® Apple Juice, it makes your floors nice and shiny and gives a warm, welcoming scent of apple while Name Brand floor cleaners smell like C9-11 pareth, sodium C10-16 alkylbenzenesulfonate, sodium citrate, carboxymethyl inulin, benzisothiazolinone, sodium carbonate, C10-16 alkyldimethylamine oxide, propylene glycol butyl ether, colorants and fragrances. Mott’s® Apple Juice also has its negatives, such as making your floors too shiny and giving off an amazing scent which will make you fall so in love with the product. 

In a viral video made by TikToker and Music producer YSSN Nino, he claims that, “They’ve been using apple juice as floor cleaner?”

Video and Image via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onmBdTGsk1E

More uses for Mott’s® Apple Juice

Mott’s® Apple Juice has been recently found to be a 19 in 1 product, with uses such as: Yummy drink, floor cleaner, hair gel, dish soap, toothpaste, lubrication, body soap, socks, shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, perfume, cologne, spray can, medication, eye drops, toilet water, tide pods, and bleach. By replacing these items with Mott’s® Apple Juice, you can live a healthier life, more close to Mott’s® and Mott himself.

Mr. Mott of Mott’s® Apple Juice has invited families all over the world to use his brand of apple juice as floor cleaner, instead of Name Brand floor cleaners and other brands of apple juice. This is because his apple juice is made of real apples while other apple products and apple juices are made of fake, synthetic plastic apples, not fit for human consumption. Again, he suggests you to use his apple juice instead of floor cleaner because floor cleaner does not include real or fake apples, it includes C9-11 pareth, sodium C10-16 alkylbenzenesulfonate, sodium citrate, carboxymethyl inulin, benzisothiazolinone, sodium carbonate, C10-16 alkyldimethylamine oxide, propylene glycol butyl ether, colorants and fragrances. 

Sources

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onmBdTGsk1E

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.istockphoto.com%2Fphoto%2Fyoung-woman-cleaning-house-gm1055225650-281961745&psig=AOvVaw0enzLEYIc0Lij9z6OjLR9l&ust=1681840808262000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CA0QjRxqFwoTCPiO-rO_sf4CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.istockphoto.com%2Fid%2F503096289%2Fphoto%2Fapple-juice-pouring-from-red-apples-into-a-glass.jpg%3Fs%3D1024x1024%26w%3Dis%26k%3D20%26c%3DqOzdHA9qSnIwk9-LjE6FK5-jSQicVqgv73-ppQ9JM9A%3D&tbnid=Fqg-PAciXfBzRM&vet=12ahUKEwimyNfEv7H-AhU_PUQIHQS6CcwQMygAegUIARDVAQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.istockphoto.com%2Fphoto%2Fapple-juice-pouring-from-red-apples-into-a-glass-gm503096289-44010364&docid=YbB0P9NLfee6IM&w=1024&h=683&q=apple%20juicde%20stock%20image&safe=active&ved=2ahUKEwimyNfEv7H-AhU_PUQIHQS6CcwQMygAegUIARDVAQ

 

Why Kids Need Screen Time {satire}

Kids, no matter if you hate them or not, can’t be on social media. Social media, Roblox or even any other game is damaging their brains. They can’t get off their screens and it’s turning them into little devils. 

 

Some people think of kids nowadays as cute little innocent people. Not ipad babies, when a kid is growing up, slacking off and getting whatever they want, you as a parent have created the devil. Parents are the fault of creating these devils. As a parent you have to set boundaries, you can’t just slack off on your kids and give them whatever they want. When you do this you make your kids think the world revolves around them, when in reality it doesn’t. That’s how you get ipad babies or 10 year old sephora girlies. 

This is why kids need screen time/no social media. When you create a screen time you set boundaries as a parent. Which then doesn’t mess them up. The possibilities are endless. Kids get better sleep, they go outside more, they can get less depressed, and most importantly they don’t turn into little devils. 

 

So in reality these kids are messed up. Most of the time it’s the parents fault because they are not parenting and they give their kids whatever they wish for and it creates demands. We will see what happens to these kids but it does not look good for them.  

 

                                        How to set boundaries

So you now realize that your kid is a brat, but how do you set boundaries? Well it’s pretty easy actually. Just become the one in charge, that’s it, all you have to do is establish your the one in charge, your the parent. Then you can establish rules to set boundaries, that makes your kids slowly realize the world doesn’t revolve around them. Thus making them into sweet little angels. Hopefully. 

 

                                       Let’s be honest here….

I can’t keep talking about this until I just have to be very specific right now. Kids that are angels aren’t really angels. Kids in general are idiotic, annoying, know it alls. You have already heard me say let’s set up screen time for these kids, but here’s a better idea. Why can’t we just have every kid each year take a simple test to see if they are a brat? Then if they are, we put them under house arrest for a year until they can take the test again. When the kid comes of age, at 18, they don’t have to take the test, thus they’re free and don’t have to take the test ever again, or just get off house arrest. 

This whole idea sounds lovely because then you don’t have annoying 10 year old sephora girlies, or ipad babies. Adults could go and do things, and they don’t have to run into the annoying kids, and if they do run into kids, they’re not brats. This will benefit adults’ sanity and it will teach the kids to be a well rounded human being. 

{So then your kid is not the picture below but they are the one below the picture below.}

Not this 

Yes please. 

 

So in conclusion yes kids do need screen time and yes this idea does propose this. But wouldn’t putting kids under house arrest be so much easier. You’ve heard the points and it would be so easy just to get rid of the kids. Yes they still have to go to school, but if the kid is under house arrest then you don’t have to see them in public. It’s a win win for everyone.

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